Tyrael v. Joey Harris (EGW)

[Michael Cassidy]

Can "The Giant" Tyrael regain some lost momentum from his debut match by defeating the man who attacked him after his match? Or will the cocky EGW superstar prove to be a force not to be taken lightly? Deadline is posted in card thread.

[Joey Harris]

Joey Harris waits patiently, pacing around his room back and forth. What he is waiting for, even he doesn't know. But they told him to wait. And that's what he's gonna do. He hears a knock at the door.

Joey:
Come in!

The door opens, and in walks a friend of Joey Harris...well, if you can call him that.

Winston:
Yo yo, what up in this heezy? It's my homie J-Hizzy fo shizzy! What it do, gangsta?

Joey:
Uh...yeah. I don't have the slightest idea what you said...you might wanna try a 50 Cent concert.

Winston:
No no man, I'm coo' like a cat. Check this, I'ma win that battle royal, and that's that.

Joey:
I don't know man, you already used up your Genie and you forgot Tinkerbell back in Floida. You're running low on miracles too, bud.

Winston:
Nah, man, that ain't how it is, see...around my waist is where the gold will be! The answer is clear as day, I'ma walk out the winner in LA, ya' heard?

Joey:
Do you honestly think you sound cool by rhyming your words together?

Winston:
Man, I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread! Mess with the Cream, you wind up dead!

Joey sighs.

Joey:
Stop with the rhymes, now's not the time!...Dammit, now you got me started! But...dude, I need to focus. I got a huge match in less than 2 weeks! And not to mention my match against "The Giant" Tyrael this Friday night! But you know what? I'm not worried about him. I already laid this guy out at our last show, and I'll sure as hell do it again this Friday night!

Winston:
Word.

Joey watches as Winston Peppors spontaneously combusts, staring in awe as Winston frantically rolls on the floor and the scene fades to black;