Post by Ryan Carrington on Mar 18, 2007 14:49:40 GMT -5
Enjoy this, I know I did
>Maybe THIS HERE Shit can MAKE YOU SMILE
>
>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>Consider:
>You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit.
>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
>Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
>give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
>if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
>Well, Shit Happens!!!
>Maybe THIS HERE Shit can MAKE YOU SMILE
>
>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>Consider:
>You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit.
>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
>Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
>give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
>if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
>Well, Shit Happens!!!
